Low Carb Crib - Low Carb Food Product

Yo, Gimme Some Of That Low Carb Food Product!

You have go try this kind low carb food product

A lot of times when thugs be rollin' down to the Crib or to the empty warehouse on Prospect Ave., they be lookin' for the product. It is a different kind of product, though... we are not talkin' 'bout no low carb food product up in this humpty bumpty. At least not right now.

But if these thugs cared about their health, instead of ravaging their bodies, they would get hip to the kind of kind product we are all about up in here. When we say it's kind, we mean that you should remain kind to yourself. Physically. By embarking on a quest to lose weight thru a low carb diet, you will deprive your body of a lot of things it does not need -- a lot of products, if you will. By taking out all of the evil drugs and high-carbohydrate foods and replacing them with nutritious and tasty low carb food, you will be doing whatever it takes to lose that gut and live longer. As a gangster, you can respect the need to run fast. When the 5.0 be rollin' up on da block, what are you gonna do if you can't split pronto?

That's right. You need to watch your carb intake. You will lose weight fast and keep it off.
Swap that 40 ounce St. Ides' special brew for some low carb beer, dogs. You can still keep it in a brown paper bag around it so no one has to know. We know street cred is important, so this way you get to keep that and be healthier.
'Cause even real thugs gotta represent with firm bodies and rock hard abs.

You knows this. So next time you go down to Prospect, tell 'em to score you some of that low carb food product!